You're a bug on me.

As I've mentioned before, I've been taking a daily morning walk with my son. This morning on our way back home, we were passing this spooky wooded area. All of a sudden a very large, creepy, unrecognizable bug zipped out from the woods and flew around us It then landed on my son's crotch. I screamed: Oh my God there's a giant bug on your crotch! He looked down, swatted it away and screamed: It's huge!!! And I replied The bug or your crotch? He, of course said his crotch. Everytime he looks down it surprises him how enormous it is. I'm so glad he has high self esteem!