1. *I don't like to be accused of ordering popcorn when I didn't. * see earlier post*
2. If I had a donkey I'd name him Hodie.
3. I don't care for apricots. I'm not anti-apricot, more like Pro-choice apricot. I choose not to eat them.
4. I love Justin Timberlake!!!
5. I can easily spend 4 to 5 hours wandering around Barnes and Noble.
6. I wish I was smarter than I am.
7. I love my family so much it makes my heart hurt.
8. I have 2 compressed discs in my neck. Owwweee!
9. I didn't swear much before and now I have a bit of a potty mouth.
10. Mt left pupil is larger than my right. So when my eyes are dialated I look a a bit like Earthworm Jim.
11. Lies make me sad.
12. I like to give presents more than receive them.
13. I love getting presents.
14. I contradict myself a lot.
15. I have panic attacks in the middle of the night.
16. I make up and sing songs to my dog all the time.
17. My dog loves my singing.
18. I treasure my Tide pen.
19. I use the word retarded a lot.
20. I just spilled coffee on my right breast and the stain is in the shape of Africa.
More to come! I bet you can't wait!
Ten Days Post-Whole30
1 year ago